User:Heheman

Heheman is famous for being stupid. He was exiled to Alacratz Island for selling the weeds that grew in his backyard. Here is his story:

Heheman (age 78) was a normal middle school student(even though he had 50 less braincells than average). One day he saw his rat sniffing ratnip. Suddenly the rat turned to him and its eyes turned red!!! It said, "You stupid". The emotional damage it gave heheman hospitalized him for 17 days. Heheman came back home angry and he grabbed a metal wand off the ground. He shot spitballs out of it at the rat, who kept dodging them which made Heheman madder. Finally he seized the rat and stuffed him in the wand. He walked outside, aimed the wand at the sewer's cap, and shot the rat through into the sewer. Heheman was charged 17$ million for animal abuse and abusing sewer caps because it turned out there was a construction worker working inside at the time and it caused him brain damage when the rat fell on his head :( :( :(. Anyway the rat was never seen again for 7 years and it was believed he went crazy sniffing ratnip even in the sewer.