Talk:Gmaas

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Gmaas is real and so is this article! The reason is because he is real, implying that he is real. This is clearly sufficient proof.

HOW TO SUMMON GMAAS IN 5 EASY STEPS: 1. Journey to Gmaaslaxey via Gmaasian Airlines. sseraj will take you. EDIT: Movies, video games, snacks, and other accessories will be available on the flight. 2. Ask sseraj to fly to Gmaasia, Gmaas's home-planet, via Tim the Turtle, the flight attendant. EDIT: Both sseraj and Tim are minions/pets of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's many minions/pets include Zeus, Jupiter, Thor, Odin, Thanos, Captain America, and many more. 3. Travel to Gmaas's Palace/Temple, famous among Palace/Temples. Navigate to floor 5893576325283, famous among floors, and go to Room 9863425738, famous among rooms. 4. Open the door and bow down immediately. If not, Gmaas will send you to his dungeon, famous among dungeons. If you are lucky enough, Gmaas will allow you to have a private conversation with him. 5. After you finish your visit with Gmaas, you may get a strand of Gmaas hair from the gift shop on floor 16734351. EDIT: Gmaas will choose by random draw.

EDIT: GMAAS HAS NOW CHANGED NAME TO GMASS. HE HAS GROWN 314,156 tons. EDIT EDIT: GMAAS'S NAME IS STILL GMAAS. It has not changed. GMAAS'S NAME SHOULD BE CAPITALIZED TO SHOW RESPECT.

Gmaas is big, but not fat. If you say he's fat, you're going to regret it.

Gmaas doesn't exist. Gmass exists. Gmaas has never existed and always existed. Gmaas is here and there. Gmaas is you. Gmass is AoPS.