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− | A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and he will say that on the average he feels fine.
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Latest revision as of 20:31, 5 May 2011
hey
why don't you have
A SLICE OF PI
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3.14159265358979
1640628620899
23172535940
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