Gmaasology

Gmaasology is the study of Gmaas. Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology. Gmaasology is also one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. To start learning Gmaasology, click this link: Gmaas, and remember the facts about Gmaas.

Many universities are beginning to offer classes in Gmaasology, but the best place to study Gmaasology is The Interuniversal Gmaas Society, which was founded in 1314.[Source: Gmaas] This is a summary of the projects made by the Society since 1314, when it was founded: (Originally Gmaasology was called Gmaathamatics.)

- 1314: Foundation of the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence.

- 1315 - 1498: Search for and copying of ancient and medieval manuscripts about Gmaas.

- 1499: Move to France to a secret basement in François 1st's palace's basement.

- 1500: Renaming to the National Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France.

- 1501 - 1519: Collaboration with Leonardo Da Vinci, who, by the way, was NOT Gmaas in disguise.

- 1520: Move back to Florence.

- 1521: Move to Rome.

- 1522: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence and France to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States.

- 1523 - 1560: Search for ancient statues of Gmaas in the city of Rome.

- 1561 - 1565: Headquarters constructed in a secret basement under the Sistine Chapel.

- 1566 - 1575: Search in Italian libraries for manuscripts about Gmaas.

- 1576 - 1591: Study of Gmaas's reincarnating abilities.

- 1592 - 1601: Campaign to make Gmaathamatics the eight liberal art. This failed.

- 1602 - 1616: Many universities around Europe begin offering classes in Gmaasology.

- 1617: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, and the Papal States to the Gmaathematical Society of Florence, France, the Papal States, Pisa, England, Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, and Milan to honor the universities offering Gmaathamatics classes. It was also known as GMSFFPSPESHREM for short.

- 1618: The university of Prague starts teaching Gmaathamatics, so GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed GMSFFPSPESHREMB. (B stands for Bohemia.)

- 1619 - 1650: GMSFFPSPESHREM writes a book about how Gmaas reincarnates. It is called "Rationes Multarum Vivarum Gmaasium," or "The Explanation of the Many Lives of Gmaas."

- 1651 - 1655: All European universities stop offering classes in Gmaathamatics because the immortality of Gmaas was contrary to the Bible.

- 1656: GMSFFPSPESHREM is renamed "The Gmaathematical Society of Europe," abbreviated as GSE.

- 1657: The Gmaathematical Society of Europe moves its headquarters to Amsterdam.

- 1658 - 1675: The GSE amasses every object and text having to do with Gmaas or [[Gmaathamatics]. This is the reason why Gmaas is no longer famous; every trace of his existence was acquired by the GSE.

- 1676 - 1686: The present life of Gmaas died, so the GSE spent ten years trying to track down his next reincarnation. That reincarnation was an ant, so he died. It took even longer for the GSE to find another reincarnation of Gmaas.

- 1687: Renaming of the Gmaathematical Society of Europe to the Gmaathematical Society of the World.

- 1688 - 1701: The Gmaathematical Society of the World captures Gmaas, who at that time was a dog, and runs experiments on him.

- 1702: The Gmaathematical Society of the World moves to the New World. It decides to move to San Juan, Puerto Rico, but it keeps a minor location in its former headquarters in Amsterdam.

- 1703 - 1730: The Gmaathematical Society of the World conducts archeological excavations of Mayan Temple where people worshiped Gmaas. The artifacts from the dig were sent to their headquarters in Puerto Rico, and the data about the excavation was copied and kept in San Juan and Amsterdam.

- 1731 - 1754: The Gmaathematical Society of the World excavates the Temple of Gmaas in Egypt. It opens a temporary minor location near the site.

- 1755: The minor locations in Egypt and in Amsterdam are closed. All the archaeological artifacts are sent to Puerto Rico.

- 1755 - 1763: The Seven Years War. The GSE frantically tries to move to Siberia, where it would be safe for the remainder of the war. Luckily, the GSE could save all of its thousands of artifacts, but many Gmaathmaticians died.

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- 1915: The Universal Gmaas Society closes its minor location in Dresden, Germany after all European Gmaasological artifacts are moved to England, the United States, Canada, and Australia.

- 1916: The Universal Gmaas Society closes its facilities in London, England and moves the storage and offices in that facility to a new minor location in Sydney, Australia.

- 1917: The sinking of the ship Lusitania killed several eminent Gmaasologists, who were going to France to bring back a medieval statue of Gmaas that was buried near a battlefield.

- 1918 - 1928: Reconstruction and documentation of Gmaasology lost in WW1.

- 1929 - 1938: Documenting the life of Gmaas, who at that time was a hobo cat.

- 1939: Closing of the minor location in Paris, France.

- 1939 - 1945: Effort to move all Gmaas related materials to the United States.

- 1946 - 1958: Reconstruction of primary and secondary sources lost in WW2.

- 1959: Opening of minor location of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society in Trenton, New Jersey. Reopening of the minor location in Paris, France.

- 1960 - 1998: Survey and mapping of Gmaas's 314,159,265 catfish lives.

- 1999: Renaming of The Universal Gmaas Society to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society because of increased confidence in the multiverse theory.

- 2000 - 2005: Reconstruction of Newton's Principia Mathematica Gmaasis. (In English, The Mathematical Principles of Gmaas.)

- 2006: Debate on whether to rename Gmaathamatics Gmaasology or Gmaas Studies. Gmaasology won.

- 2007: Construction of the Building of Gmaasology at Harvard.

- 2008 - 2015: Completion of twenty comprehensive biographies, each detailing a life of Gmaas.

- 2016 - 2018: Reconstruction of the lost book of Lucretius's De Rerum Natura about Gmaas. This was made possible by the discovery of the missing pages of the original manuscript in Pompeii.

- 2019: The burning of Notre Dame causes many of Gmaas's bibles to be burnt. Immediate recovery is staged. Luckily, most of Gmaas's bibles are located in the United States. The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is considering moving its headquarters from the basement of the Library of Congress in Washington D.C. to Anchorage, Alaska, where it would have more room for offices and to display its collection of Gmaas-related artifacts. The Society also plans to close its minor locations in Trenton, New Jersey; Springfield, Massachusetts; San Juan, Puerto Rico; Vancouver, British Columbia; Paris, France; Sydney, Australia; and New York City, New York. These locations will be sold. The revenue from these sales will be used to buy land in Anchorage, Alaska and to build a large building on top of it. The Society is also looking for Gmaas, who could help the Society with its construction bills.

This is ridiculous.