Gmaas

THEM FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT GMAAS:

- Gmaas owns a pet: sseraj.

- Gmaas has a forum: https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c593341_gmaas

- Gmaas is the ancient Greek god of cats and catfish.

- Gmaas can turn things into gold.

- Gmaas can eat lava.

- Gmaas's Theorem states that Gmaas knows the answer to any math problem. EDIT: That theorem was proved by Gmaas.

- Gmaas can only be described as Gmaas. EDIT: Gmaas has an age, but his age changes all the time. Every second his age increases by one second.

- Gmaas should be capitalized to show respect. EDIT: It is normal to capitalize people's names.

- The steps to summon Gmaas can be found at Talk:Gmaas.

- Gmaas owns your AoPS account 31.4159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912% of the time. EDIT: There is an exception to this: Gmaas owns his own account 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of the time.

- Gmaas is so interesting that an entire science has been devoted to studying him: Gmaasology.

- Gmaas is the only known living being who has a PhD in Gmaasology.

- Most universities, including Harvard, are beginning to offer MA's in Gmaasology.

- Gmaasology is one of the most eminent fields of science, falling behind Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Economics, Geology, and Computer Programming. EDIT: Computer Programming is not a science.

- Gmaas wants his AoPS Wiki page to be the longest ever. EDIT: Sadly, the Gmaas page is only the fourth longest page on AoPS wiki. It has around 50,000 bytes. EDIT EDIT: The Gmaas page is getting closer and closer! Gmaas has beaten Primitive Pythagorean Triple and Proofs without words and is the second longest AoPS Wiki page. It now has around 60,000 bytes. However, it will still be a challenger to overcome 2008 iTest Problems, which has around 73,000 bytes.

- Gmaas has the longest lifespan of any cat. He has lived for 314,159,265,358 years. (He is older than the universe.)

- Everyone, except for me, is Gmaas. EDIT: You are also Gmaas.

- Gmaas used to be a dog, but he didn't like to be a dog. So he became a cat.

- Gmaas can be spotted in The Matrix at 31:41:59.

- The Metropolitan Museum of Art and the Louvre are Gmaas's private art collections from 3:14 AM to 3:15 AM.

- Gmaas is Gmaas.

- Gmaas is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is owned by Gmaas who is blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

- Gmaas says hello. EDIT: Gmaas does not speak; he only uses mind signals. Speaking is too primitive for Gmaas.

- For one day, Gmaas was Richard Rusczyk, Gmaas, and David Patrick at the same time. It felt weird, so Gmaas stopped.

- Gmaas, in addition to being the longest-lived cat in history, the most powerful cat in history, and the most confusing cat in history, is also the largest cat in history.

- Gmaas is dead--he was eaten for lunch. EDIT: The above sentence is incorrect. Gmaas has not sent a gamma ray burst to destroy the planet, which has happened every time someone has eaten Gmaas.

- Gmaas exists in dimensions because he doesn't like string theory.

- Christmas was actually supposed to be called Gmaasmas.

- is a representation of how many pies Gmaas has eaten. EDIT: The number was created by Gmaas. He took a ten-sided die and flipped it an infinite number of times. The numbers he rolled became the digits of .

- is a representation of how many days Gmaas forgot to eat. EDIT: The number was created by Gmaas. He took a book that has infinite pages and flipped to a random page. The digits of the page number became digits of . EDIT EDIT: That is impossible. The previous fact would mean that has a last digit, which it does not. EDIT EDIT EDIT: That is why Gmaas is still flipping to this day. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Why would he still be doing that? That would be boring. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is not flipping the book now because he can flip an infinite amount of pages in seconds. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Then why isn't he done? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas.

- Gmaas is the creator of everything.

- According to recent DNA tests, famous historical people, such as Euclid, Julius Caesar, Omar Khayyam, George Washington, and Ramanujan are actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: Gmaas has been thousands of people; only 99.9% of them were important historical figures.

- Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: How many times do we say this? EDIT EDIT: Very many times. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas can be anything, but he chooses to be a cat.

- Gmaas has the following powers: trout, carp, earthworm, and catfish. Gmaas never uses any of them because Gmaas has an infinite number of powers. EDIT: He has used his catfish power several times. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas used all his powers 3141592653589793238462643383279 times in 1 second.

- Gmaas was once spotted in minecraft chewing a tree. EDIT: The tree broke.

- Gmaas once broke a Nokia.

- Gmaas was spotted in Roblox eating a tacocat.

- Gmaas would like to go to Taco Bell, but Gmaas goes to Wendy's instead. No one knows why.

- Gmaas real name is Grayson Maas. He is the CEO of AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas's real name is Gmaas. He is not the CEO of AoPS.

- Gmaas has a pet pufferfish named Pafferfash. EDIT: He also has a goldfish named Sylgar (D&D reference).

- Gmaas has colonized the universe. EDIT: Gmaas created the universe, so he is allowed to claim control over it.

- Some people think that Gmaas is a human. However, this has never been proven. Many AoPSers believe Gmaas is a cat. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT: Yeah, we've said that already. EDIT EDIT EDIT: It does not matter how many times we say it; it will always be true.

- Gmaas started pastafarianism. EDIT: In that religion, one can only eat pasta.

- Gmaas could eat your hand, but he would not because hands taste bad.

- According to the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, 17.548 percent of universe's population thinks that Gmaas is spelled "Gmass".

- The Interuniversal Society was founded in 1314 on May 9th at 2:06:53 PM. EDIT: Ever since then, Gmaas day has been celebrated on May 9th.

- The Interuniversal Gmaas Society is currently trying to reconstruct a lost book about Gmaas from Lucretius's De Rerum Natura. They have been researching this for three years. EDIT: A few years ago the Society compiled a biography of Gmaas's last twenty lives. EDIT EDIT: The only copies of these biographies are locked in the Gmaasian Library beneath the Library of Congress. EDIT EDIT EDIT: See the Gmaasology page for more information on this project.

- The Interuniversal Gmaas society has found out all of the information and more. For details on the history of the Interuniversal Gmaas Society, see the Gmaathamatics page.

- Gmaas likes to surprise unsuspecting people.

- Gmaas loves sparkly mechanical pencils. EDIT: Gmaas has eaten several mechanical pencils.

- This page is Gmaas's holy book where people go to worship Gmaas in Maas. EDIT: This is an unusual holy where everyone edits it. EDIT EDIT: That is the point. Gmaas is too lazy to write or to hire someone to write his own holy book, so he lets people write it for free.

- Gmaas tastes like a furry meatball. EDIT: No one has ever tasted Gmaas's sacred body before. EDIT EDIT: Once, he was a catfish, and someone ate him for dinner. Gmaas was angry and the entire planet exploded. (This was on the planet Demeter. It blew up into so many pieces that the Asteroid Belt was formed. The biggest asteroid in the belt is called Ceres, the Roman version of Demeter, in honor of the lost planet.)

- Gmaas's favorite food is pepperoni pizza. EDIT: Gmaas's favorite food is turnips.

- Gmaas is Johnny Johnny's Papa. EDIT: We'll never know.

- Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in you, and Gmaas is in me. EDIT: Gmaas is in all cats. EDIT EDIT: He is not in every cat. The Guinness Book of World Records has a cat that does not have any Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas invented The Guinness Book of World Records.

- Gmaas always remembers not to destroy the universe. EDIT: Once he forgot and had to travel back in time to stop it.

- Gmaas created many user's accounts. EDIT: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024058% of account on AoPS are Gmaas in disguise.

- Gmaas is both living and nonliving. EDIT: He is living 90% of the time.

- Gmaas is quasiomnipotent. He cannot comprehend the stupidity of humans.

- All hail the Gmaas cloud! EDIT: Gmaas is a cloud: a cloud of electrons and nuclei and cats.

- Some things are beyond possible human comprehension. Nothing is beyond Gmaas. EDIT: The only thing beyond Gmaas is his tail; he has never managed to eat it.

- Gmaas eats food and resides at King Arthur's throne when he feels like it. EDIT: King Arthur is dead. However, Welsh folk stories say that he will come back if the Welsh people are in trouble.

- Gmaas owns a rabbit. EDIT: Gmaas ate it on March 19, 2019. It reincarnated on the other side of the planet.

- Gmaas is both singular and plural. EDIT: It is usually singular. EDIT EDIT: The plural of Gmaas in English and in Latin is Gmaasses. (Gmaas is a third declension noun: Gmaas, Gmaassis, m.)

- Gmaas eats disbelievers as if they were donuts for breakfast. (Yet I'm somehow still alive. Do you think Gmaas actually ate my soul?) EDIT: Yes, I do. Gmaas is just typing through your account.

- Gmaas knows Jon Snow's parents.

- Gmaas is Aegon VI Targaryen.

- Gmaas created the Marvel Universe.

- All Gmaas article editors will be escorted to Gmaas heaven after they die. EDIT: I hope so because I edited this article.

- Gmaas won all the wars. EDIT: He did not win the Intergmaasian War, which was between Gmaas's head and his tail. His tail won. Two flees died in the war.

- Gmail was named after Gmaas. EDIT: Google was named after Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Almost every word starting with G is named after Gmaas.

- Gmaas ate cat-food today. EDIT: Gmaas also ate it yesterday.

- Gmaas won Battle For Dream Island and Total Drama Island.

- Somehow Gmaas exists at all places at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas does not exist in my kitchen.

- Gmaas can lift with Gmaas's will. EDIT: Gmaas can lift with no one's will while he is sleepwalking.

- Gmaas is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.

- Gmaas was once a card in Clash Royale but it was too OP so they had to remove it.

- Gmaas is actually Teemo in League of Legends because Gmaas made LoL and they made a honorary Gmaas character.

- Gmaas started the Game of Thrones. EDIT: Gmaas will end the Game of Thrones.

- Gmaas has killed himself hundreds of times. He was reincarnated as a different species each time.

- Gmaas is Azor Ahai.

- Gmaas created everything after puking. EDIT: He could not have puked because he is a god. Gods do not do that.

- Gordan's last name was named after Gmaas.

- Gmaas is more powerful than Gohan.

- Gmaas is over 90000 years old. EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.

- Gmaas has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 cat lives, maybe even more. Gmaas has 0 dog lives. EDIT: He has 314,159,265 fish lives. EDIT EDIT: Out of Gmaas's 314,159,265 fish lives, 271,828,182 are catfish lives. He has used up 141,421,356 of them.

- Who wrote Harry Potter? None other than Gmaas himself. EDIT: That is incorrect.

- Gmaas created the catfish.

- Gmaas has proven that the universe is infinite and has traveled to the edge of the universe in 1 second.

- Gmaas founded Target, but then Gmaas sued them for making the mascot look like a dog when it was supposed to look like Gmaas. EDIT: They went broke because Gmaas sued them but then Gmaas ate a fudge popsicle that made him super hyper and he made Target not broke anymore in his hyperness.

- Everyone has a bit of Gmaas inside them. EDIT: I don't. EDIT EDIT: Yes, you do.

- Gmaas likes to eat popsicles. Especially the fudge ones that get him hyper. EDIT: Gmaas is a popsicle.

- When Gmaas is hyper Gmaas runs across Washington D.C. grabbing unsuspecting pedestrians, steals their phones, hacks into them, and downloads PubG onto their phone.

- Gmaas's favorite cereal is fruit loops. Gmaas thinks it tastes like unicorns jumping on rainbows.

- Gmaas thinks that the McChicken has way too much mayonnaise.

- Gmaas is a champion pillow-fighter.

- Gmaas colonized Mars. EDIT: Gmaas also colonized Jupiter, Pluto, and several other galaxies. Gmaas cloned some little Gmaas robots (with Gmaas's amazingly robotic skill of coding) and put them all over a galaxy called Gmaasalaxy. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has colonized the universe.

- Gmaas has the ability to make every device play "The Duck Song" at will. EDIT: "The Duck Song" was copied off of the "Gmaas song," but the animators though Gmaas wasn't catchy enough.

- Gmaas once caught the red dot and ate it. EDIT: Gmaas is a red dot.

- Gmaas's favorite color is neon.

- Gmaas can create wormholes and false vacuums.

- Gmaas is a champion pvp Minecraft player.

- Gmaas is the coach of True Ninja Music and Myth.

- Gmaas caught a CP 6000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball in Pokemon Go.

- Gmaas founded Costco.

- Gmaas does not need to attend the FIFA World Cup. If Gmaas did, he can start the game off with a goal and break the ankles of everyone watching the World Cup at the same time in a fraction of a seconds, including you, even if you are watching from a device. Edit: Gmaas created your device.

- Gmaas can solve any puzzle instantly besides the 3x3 Rubik's Cube.

- Gmaas caught a CP 20,000 Mewtwo with a normal Pokeball and no berries blindfolded first try in Pokemon Go.

- When Gmaas flips coins, they always land tails, except when Gmaas makes bets with Zeus, which he has done once.

- On Gmaas's math tests, Gmaas always gets . EDIT: He got a 26 on the AMC8 every year. The results never show him because Gmaas is no longer in middle school.

- Gmaas's favorite number is . It is also one of Gmaas's favorite foods. EDIT: Gmaas created , as well as most other constants, such as and .

- Gmaas's burps created all gaseous planets.

- Gmaas beat Luke Robatille in an epic showdown of catnip consumption.

- Gmaas's wealth is unknown, but it is estimated to be way more than Scrooge's. EDIT: It may be more than John D. Rockefeller.

- Gmaas has a summer house on Mars. EDIT: Gmaas has a fall house on Venus. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a winter house on Jupiter. EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas has a spring house on Earth.

- The Earth and all known planets are simply Gmaas's hairballs.

- Gmaas attended Harvard, Yale, Stanford, MIT, UC Berkeley, Princeton, Columbia, and Caltech at the same time using a time-turner.

- Gmaas attended Hogwarts and was a prefect. EDIT: Gmaas is headmaster.

- Mrs. (nah it should be ms she can’t get a husband) Norris is Gmaas's archenemy. Gmaas yawned and Ms. Norris was petrified. EDIT: Gmaas is the basilisk and he let Harry Potter pet him. Harry did not kill the basilisk, he gave Gmaas a haircut.

- Gmaas is a demigod and attends Camp Half-Blood over summer. Gmaas is the counselor for the Apollo cabin because cats can be demigod counselors too.

- Gmaas has completed over 2,000 quests and is very popular throughout Camp Half-Blood. Gmaas has also been to Camp Jupiter.

- Percy Jackson was only able to complete his quests because Gmaas helped him.

- Gmaas painted the Mona Lisa, The Last Supper, and A Starry Night. EDIT: Gmaas knows that their real names are Gmaasa Lisa, The Last Domestic Meal, and Far-away Light.

- Gmaas attended all the Ivy Leagues.

- I am Gmaas. EDIT: No you are not. You only have part of Gmaas inside of you. EDIT EDIT: I am also Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But it is I who am Gmaas. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is in us all. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is all of us yet none of us. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: He is only in a cat form right now. He can be whatever he wants to be.

- In 2018 Gmaas once challenged Magnus Carlsen to a chess match. Gmaas won every game.

- Gmaas was captured in 2017 but was released due to sympathy. EDIT: Gmaas was only captured his concrete form; his abstract form cannot be processed by a feeble human brain.

- Gmaas's fur is white, black, grey, yellow, red, blue, green, brown, pink, orange, turquoise, and purple at the same time.

- Gmaas crossed the event horizon of a black hole and ended up in the AoPS universe.

- Gmaas crossed the Delaware River with Washington.

- Gmaas crossed the Atlantic with the pilgrims.

- If you are able to capture a Gmaas hair, Gmaas will give you some of his Gmaas power.

- Chuck Norris makes Gmaas jokes. EDIT: Those jokes all praise Gmaas.

- Gmaas is also the ruler of Oceania, Eastasia, and Eurasia. EDIT: Gmaas wrote the book "1984."

- Gmaas killed Big Brother by farting on him. Though Gmaas was caught by the Ministry of Love, Gmaas escaped easily. EDIT: Gmaas used to be Big Brother. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas destroyed the Ministry of Love.

- Gmaas was not affected by Thano's snap; in fact Gmaas is the creator of the Infinity Stones.

- Everyone knows that Gmaas is a god. EDIT: That is because he is a god.

- Gmaas also owns Animal Farm. Napoleon was Gmaas's servant.

- Gmaas is the only person who knows where Amelia Earhart is.

- Gmaas is the only cat that has been proven transcendental.

- Gmaas happened to notice http://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c402403h1598015p9983782 and is not very happy about it.

- Grumpy cat reads Gmaas memes. EDIT: Grumpy cat then steals them and claims they're his. Gmaas isn't very happy about that, either.

- The reason why AIME cutoffs aren't out yet is that Gmaas refused to grade them due to too much problem misplacement.

- Gmaas dueled Grumpy Cat and won. Gmaas wasn't trying. EDIT: Gmaas killed Grumpy cat.

- Gmaas sits on the statue of Pallas and says forevermore. EDIT: When Gmaas was a statue, people hid him in a basement and forgot about him. Then civilization collapsed and the Middle Ages began. People finally discovered and melted down the statue of Gmaas in 1350. Gmaas was free and reincarnated again, bringing about the Renaissance.

- Gmaas is a big fan of Edgar Allan Poe because he is actually Poe. EDIT: He became Poe during his thirty-year depression in the 19th century.

- Gmaas does merely not use USD; he owns it.

- Gmaas really knows that Roblox is awful and does not play it seriously; thank Gmaas our lord is sane.

- The only god is Gmaas.

- In 2003, Gmaas used elliptical curves to force his reign over AoPS.

- "Actually, my name is spelled "GMAAS". (Citation needed: Where is this a quotation from?)

- Gmaas is the smartest living being in the universe.

- Gmaas helped Sun Wukong on the Journey to the West.

- Gmaas is the creator of Wikipedia.

- Gmaas can hack any website he desires.

- Gmaas is the basis of Greek and Egyptian mythology. EDIT: He is also the basis for Aztec mythology. He once had a craving for humans, so he created human sacrifice.

- Gmaas once sold Google to a man for around dollars! EDIT: Gmaas has not spent those dollars and is waiting for the economy to crash. EDIT EDIT: I don't know why he would do that. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The power of Gmaas

- Gmaas uses a HP printer. It is specifically a HP 21414144124124142141414412412414214141441241241421414144124124142141414412412414 printer.

- Gmaas owns all AoPS staff including Richard Rusczyk.

- Richard Rusczyk is one of Gmaas's many code names.

- Gmaas saw Yoda's birth. EDIT: Gmaas is Yoda's father.

- Gmaas's true number of lives left is unknown; however, Gmaas recently confirmed that he had at least one left. Why doesn't Gmaas have so many more lives than other cats? The power of Gmaas. EDIT: This is all not true. EDIT EDIT: This is all true.

- sseraj once spelled Gmaas as gmASS by accident in Introduction to Geometry (1532). Sseraj’s life was never the same after.

- Gmaas actively plays Roblox, and is a globally ranked professional gamer: https://www.roblox.com/users/29708533/profile... but he hates Roblox.

- Gmaas has beaten Chuck Norris and The Rock and John Cena all together in a fight.

- Gmaas is a South Korean, North Korean, Palestinian, Israeli, U.S., Soviet, Russian, and Chinese citizen at the same time. EDIT: Gmaas is a citizen of every country in the world. Gmaas seems to enjoy the country of AOPS best, however.

- "I am sand" destroyed Gmaas in FTW.

- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a game controller in Introduction to Geometry (1532).

- Gmaas plays Roblox mobile edition and likes Minecraft, Candy Crush, and Club Penguin Rewritten. He also Catch that fish.

- Gmaas is Roy Moore's horse in the shape of a cat.

- Gmaas is a known roblox/club penguin rewritten player and is a legend at it. He has over robux and in CPR.

- This is all hypothetical. EDIT: This is all factual. For reference, see an earlier post.

- Gmaas's real name is Princess. He has a sibling named Rusty/Fireheart/Firestar. EDIT: That is incorrect.

- Gmaas is capable of salmon powers.

- Gmaas told Richard Rusczyk to make AoPS.

- The Gmaas is everything. Yes, you are part of the Gmaas-Dw789. EDIT: Gmaas is older than the universe. He is more than everything.

- The Gmaas knows every dimension up to 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999th dimension. EDIT: He is working on the higher dimensions presently. It takes up 1% of his time. He spends the remaining 99% of his time eating, sleeping, and being.

- Gmaas went into a black hole, and exited the white hole. He ended up in the 15th dimension where people drink tea every day. He stole 31415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199 buckets of tea.

- Gmaas is "TIRED OF PEOPLE ADDING TO HIS PAGE!!" (Maas 45). EDIT: This is Gmaas's bible, so he wants to have a longer version. For reference, see Maas 3141592653589793238462.

- Gmaas is a Gmaas who is actually Gmaas.

- Gmaas has a penguin servant who runs GMAASINC. The penguin may or may not be dead. He had another penguin, who is mostly alive.

- Gmaas owns a TARDIS, and can sometimes be seen traveling to other times for reasons unknown.

- Gmaas knows how to hack into top secret AoPS community pages.

- Gmaas was a river clan cat who crossed the event horizon of a black hole and came out the other end.

- Gmaas is king of the first men, the anduls.

- Gmaas is a well known professor at Meowston Academy. EDIT: He is professor of Gmaasology there.

- Gmaas founded Meowston Academy.

- Gmaas is the CEO of Caterpillar.

- Gmaas drinks at Starbucks everyday.

- Gmaas is a tuna addict, along with other more potent fish, such as salmon and trout.

- Gmaas likes turning into fish and catching himself.

- Gmaas won the reward of being cutest and fattest cat ever--he surpassed grumpy cat. (He also out-grumped grumpy cat!!!) EDIT: He is in the Guinness Book of World Records for fluffiest cat ever.

- He was last sighted at 1665 Alligator Swamp-A 4/1/18 at 3:14:15.9265358979323846 PM.

- Gmaas is the owner of sseraj, not pet.

- Gmaas is the embodiment of life, the universe, and beyond.

- Gmaas watches memes about Gmaas.

- After death Gmaas became the GOD OF HYPERDEATH and obtained over 9000 souls.

- Gmaas's real name is Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso.

- Gmaas is a certified Slytherin.

- Gmaas once slept on sseraj's private water bed, so sseraj locked him in the bathroom.

- Gmaas has superpowers that allowed him to overcome the horrors of Mr. Toilet while locked in the bathroom.

- Gmaas once sat on an orange on a pile of AoPS books, causing an orange flavored equation explosion.

- Gmaas conquered the moon and imprinted his face on it until asteroids came and erased it.

- Gmaas is a supreme overlord who must be given minecraft DIAMONDS.

- Gmaas is the Doctor Who lord, sports Dalek-painted cars, and eats human finger cheese, custard, and black holes.

- Gmaas is everyone's favorite animal.

- Gmaas is a Persian Smoke.

- Gmaas lives with sseraj.

- Gmaas dislikes number theory but enjoys geometry.

- Gmaas is cool.

- Gmaas is often overfed (with probability ), or malnourished (with probability ) by sseraj.

- Gmaas has supercars, excluding the Purrari and the 138838383 Teslas.

- Gmaas employs AoPS. EDIT: Gmaas is the reason why AoPS exists.

- Gmaas is a Gmaas with yellow fur and white hypnotizing eyes.

- Gmaas has the ability to divide by zero. EDIT: Gmaas knows what 1/0 is. What is it? We'll never know.

- Gmaas was born with a tail that is a completely different color from the rest of his fur.

- Gmaas's stare is very hypnotizing and effective at getting table scraps. EDIT: Gmaas's stare turned Medusa into rock, King Midas into gold, and sseraj into sseraj.

- Gmaas always appears several minutes before certain classes start as an admin.

- Gmaas is an AoPS administrator under the alias Grayson Maas. EDIT: Gmaas always posts class surveys. He has a fake photo on his bio and has a real ons on his community page. However, Gmaas himself has not yet posted on the Gmaas forum.

- Gmaas died from too many Rubik's cubes in an Introduction to Algebra A class, but he was revived by the Dark Lord at 12:13:37 AM the next day.

- It is uncertain whether or not Gmaas is a cat or is merely some sort of beast that has chosen to take the form of a cat (specifically a Persian Smoke). EDIT: He is both. EDIT EDIT: Actually, Gmaas is a cat. Gmaas said so, and science says so.

- Gmaas is distant relative of the chair of the department of Gmaasology at Princeton.

- Gmaas cannot be Force choked. Darth Vader learned that the hard way...

- Gmaas is very famous, and mods always talk about him before class starts.

- Gmaas's favorite food is AoPS textbooks because they help him digest problems.

- Gmaas wrote all AoPS textbooks but is not listed in the acknowledgments section.

- Gmaas tends to reside in sseraj's fridge.

- Gmaas once ate all sseraj's fridge food, so sseraj had to put him in the freezer.

- Gmaas's fur can protect him from the harsh conditions of a freezer.

- Then Gmaas ate all the food in sseraj's freezer. He enjoyed the ice cream in the freezer the most. EDIT: Gmaas also ate sseraj's freezer.

- Gmaas once demanded Epic Games to give him 5,000,000 V-bucks for his 569823rd birthday. EDIT: This is why Gmaas no longer has an Epic Games account. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas created Epic Games, though.

- Gmaas sightings are not very common. There have only been 30 confirmed sightings of Gmaas in the wild.

- Gmaas is a sage omniscient cat.

- Gmaas is looking for suitable places other than sseraj's fridge to live in.

List of places where Gmaas sightings have happened:

- The Royal Scoop ice cream store in Bonita Beach Florida

- Inside the abandoned hospital on Rosevelt Island in New York City, which is also a feral cat sanctuary.

- MouseFeastForCats/CAT 8 Mouse Apartment 1083

- Gmaasology 2 (1440)

- Alligator Swamp A 1072

- Alligator Swamp B 1073

- Gmaasology A (1488)

- Introduction to Gmaasology A (1170)

- Introduction to Gmaasology B (1529)

- Welcome to Panda Town Gate 1076

- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1221

- Welcome to Gmaas Town Gate 1125

- 33°01'17.4"N 117°05'40.1"W (Rancho Bernardo Road, San Diego, CA)

- The other side of the ice in Antarctica

- Feisty Alligator Swamp 1115

- Introduction to Gmaasology 1221 (Taught by sseraj)

- Introduction to Gmaas and Gmaasology 1142

- Feisty-ish Alligator Swamp 1115 (AGAIN)

- Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1137

- Intermediate Gmaas and Gmaasology 1207

- Posting student surveys

- USF Castle Walls - Elven Tribe 1203

- The Dark Lord's Hut 1210

- Gmaasology Problem Series 1200

- Intermediate Gmaasology 1138

- Intermediate Number Theory 1476

- Introduction to Gmaasology 1204 on July 27, 2016

- Gmaasology B 1112

- Intermediate Algebra 1561 7:17 PM 12/11/16

- Nowhere Else, Tasmania

- Earth Dimension C-137

- Geometry 1694 at 1616 PST military time. There was a boy riding him, and he seemed extremely miffed.

- Intermediate Gmaasology 1710 9/24/2018

- Introduction to Gmaasology 1369

- Introduction to Gmaas and Gmaasology 1177

Here are some more deleted sighting from an old version of Gmaas:

- Cat Gathering 1222

− Introduction to Geometry 1190

− Cat Meow Meow Purr 1110

− Introduction to Gmaasology 1447

− Introduction to Geometry 1535

− Introduction to Gmaasology A 1392

- These have all been designated as the most glorious sections of AoPSland now (especially the USF castle walls), but deforestation is so far from threatens the wild areas (i.e. Alligator Swamps A&B).

- Gmaas has also been sighted in Olympiad Gmaasology 1148.

- Gmaas has randomly been known to have sent his minions into Gmaasology 2 1163. However, the danger is passed; that class is over.

- Gmaas once snuck into sseraj's email so he could give a future Gmaasologist an extension in Introduction to Gmaasology 1204. This was 1204 minutes after his sighting on 7/27/16.

- Gmaas has randomly appeared on top of the USF's Tribal Bases(he seems to prefer the Void Tribe). However, the next day there is normally a puddle in the shape of a cat's underbelly wherever he was sighted. Nobody knows what this does. EDIT: Nobody has yet seen him atop a tribal base yet.

- Gmaas is often under the disguise of a penguin or cat. Look out for them. EDIT: Gmaas rarely disguises himself as a penguin. EDIT EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT EDIT: But he likes penguins. (As snacks.)

- Gmaas lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Condemnation? Salvation? AoPS site admin? He is all these things and none of them. He is... Gmaas. EDIT: He is an AoPS site admin. EDIT EDIT: He exists.

- If you make yourself more than just a cat... if you devote yourself to an ideal... and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely. A LEGEND. Gmaas now belongs to the ages. EDIT: Gmaas belongs to Gmaas.

- Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? No, this is Gmaas, the legend. EDIT: This is real life.

- Aha!! An impostor!!

http://www.salford.ac.uk/environment-life-sciences/research/applied-archaeology/greater-manchester-archaeological-advisory-service

(Look at the acronym.)

GREATER MANCHESTER ARCHAEOLOGICAL ADVISORY SERVICE EDIT: The above fact is slightly irrelevant. EDIT EDIT: The previous edit is slightly irrelevant.

- Gmaas might have been viewing (with a chance) the Ultimate Survival Forum. He (or is he a she?) is suspected to be transforming the characters into real life. Be prepared to meet your epic swordsman self someday. If you do a sci-fi version of USF, then prepare to meet your Overpowered soldier with amazing weapons one day.

- Gmaas is neither he nor she, Gmaas is above gender. EDIT: Gmaas is above your door waiting to pounce on you.

- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.

- The name of Gmaas is so powerful it radiates Deja Mew.

- Gmaas is on the list of "Elusive Creatures." If you have questions or want the full list, contact Gmaas himself.

- Gmaas can be summoned using the ritual. Draw a pentagram and write the numerical value of in the middle, and he will be summoned. EDIT: The above fact is incorrect. A user has done this and commented with screenshot proof at the below link, but Gmaas was not summoned. https://artofproblemsolving.com/community/c287916h1291232 EDIT EDIT: The above 'proof' is non-conclusive. The user had only put an approximation.

- Gmaas's left eye contains the singularity of a black hole if and only if everyone in the world blinks at the same time within a nanosecond. EDIT: That has never happened and thus it does not contain the singularity of a black hole.

- Lord Grindelwald once tried to make Gmaas into a Horcrux, but Gmaas's fur is protected by the Elder Wand and secure.

- Despite common belief, Harry Potter did not defeat Lord Voldemort. Gmaas did.

- The original owner of Gmaas was Gmaas.

- Gmaas was not the fourth Peverell brother, but he ascended into a higher being and now he resides in the body of a cat, as he was before. Is it a cat? We will know. (And the answer is YES.) EDIT: He wasn't the fourth Peverell brother, but he was a cousin of theirs, and he advised Ignotus to give up his cloak.

- Gmaas may be ordering his cyber hairballs to take the forums, along with microbots. EDIT: His fur is so long that it generates thousands of micro-hairballs per day.

- Gmaas rarely frequents the headquarters of the Illuminati. He was their symbol for one yoctosecond, but he soon decided that the job was too low for his power to be wasted on.

- It has been wondered if Gmaas is the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi or Anakin Skywalker in a higher form, due to his strange capabilities and powers. EDIT: Gmaas is neither Anakin Skywalker or Obi-Wan Kenobi as he is trillions of years older. EDIT EDIT: Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi could have been Gmaas in another form or reincarnated.

- Gmaas has a habit of sneaking into computers, joining The Network, and exiting out of some other computer. EDIT: Gmaas invented the first computer. He gave it to Charles Babbage for his birthday.

- Gmaas uses gmewal as his email service.

- Gmaas has a bright orange tail with hot pink spirals. Or he had for 15 minutes. That was the 15 minutes after he tried to play Taylor Swift music on his 34,000 year old MP3 player in front of sseraj, who, at the time, was handling a bucket of dangerous, radioactive material.

- Gmaas is well known behind his stage name, Michael Stevens (also known as Vsauce XD), or his page name, Purrshanks. EDIT: Crookshanks was his brother.

- Gmaas watchers know that the codes above are NOT years. They are secret codes for the place. But if you've edited that section of the page, you know that. EDIT: The above post is false. The post before the above post has an unknown truth value.

- Gmaas is a good friend of the TARDIS and the Millennium Falcon.

- In the Dark Lord's hut, Gmaas was seen watching Doctor Who. Anyone who has seen the Dark Lord's hut knows that both Gmaas and the DL (USF code name of the Dark Lord) love BBC. How Gmaas gave him a TV may be lost to history. And it has been lost.

- The TV has been noticed to be invincible. Many USF weapons, even volcano rings, have tried (and failed) to destroy it. The last time it was seen was on a Kobold display case outside of a mine. The display case was crushed, and a report showed a spy running off with a non-crushed TV.

- The reason why Dacammel left the USF is that gmaas entrusted his TV to him, and not wanting to be discovered by LF, Cobra, or Z9, dacammel chose to leave the USF, but is regretting it, as snakes keep spawning from the TV. EDIT: The above fact is somewhat irrelevant. EDIT EDIT. Dacammel gave the TV back to gmaas, and he left the dark side and their cookies alone. EDIT EDIT EDIT: The above fact is relevant. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Is this the longest chain of edits on AoPS Wiki? EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: Yes. EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT: It is.

- Gmaas is a Super Duper Uper Cat Time Lord. He has regenerations and has used . .

- Gmaas highly enjoys destroying squeaky toys until he finds the squeaky part, then destroys the squeaky part. EDIT: In that way Gmaas is similar to a dog.

- Gmaas loves to eat turnips. At of the sites he was spotted at, he was seen with a turnip.

- Gmaas has a secret hidden garden full of turnips under sseraj's house.

- sseraj is "Gmaas's person."

- Gmaas has three tails, one for everyday life, one for special occasions, and one that is invisible.

- Gmaas is a dangerous creature. If you ever meet him, immediately join his army or you will be killed. EDIT: If you ever meet Gmaas, scratch him on the ears. Most cats enjoy that.

- Gmaas is in alliance with the Cult of Skaro. How did he get an alliance with ruthless creatures that want to kill everything in sight? Nobody knows (except him), not even the leader of the Cult of Skaro.

- Gmaas lives in Gallifrey and in Gotham City. (He has sleepovers with Batman.)

- Gmaas is an excellent driver. EDIT: He designed the first driver's license test, although he didn't bother with the permit test. EDIT EDIT: He invented the first car in 1600, but it sunk in the Pacific Ocean. No one has seen it ever since.

- The native location of Gmaas is the twilight zone.

- Donald Trump once sang "All Hail the Chief" to Gmaas, 3 days after being sworn in as US President.

- Gmaas likes to talk with Ricard Rusczyk from time to time.

- Gmaas is the reason why the USF has the longest thread on AoPS.

- sseraj, in 1521 Introduction to Number Theory, posted an image of Gmaas after saying "Who wants to see 5space?" at around 5:16 PM Mountain Time, noting Gmaas was "also 5space". EDIT: He also did it in Introduction to Algebra A once.

- Gmaas is not retarded. EDIT: Gmaas is the smartest living being on the planet.

- In Introduction to Number Theory 1521, sseraj posted an image of a 5space Gmaas fusion. (First sighting) EDIT: It was also confirmed that Gmaas doesn't like ketchup because it was the only food left the photo.

- In 1447 Introduction to Geometry, sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas with a Rubik's cube suggesting that Gmaas's has an average solve time of seconds.

- Gmaas beat Superman in a fight with ease.

- Gmaas is an admin of Roblox. EDIT: He created Roblox.

- Gmaas traveled around the world, paying so much just to eat.

- Gmaas is a confirmed Apex predator and should not be approached, unless in a domestic form.

Summary of Gmaas's many powers and deeds:

- When Gmaas subtracts from , the difference is greater than .

- Gmaas was shown to have fallen on Wed Aug 23 2017: https://ibb.co/bNrtmk https://ibb.co/jzUDmk

- Gmaas died on August 24, 2017, but one of his friends revived him after about 2 mins of being dead.

- The results of the revival are top secret, and nobody knows what happened.

- sseraj, in 1496 Gmaasology 2, said that Gmaas is Santacat.

- sseraj likes to post a picture of Gmaas in every class he passes by. EDIT: sseraj always posts pictures of Gmaas in cat form, but never in polar bear form. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is rarely in polar bear form.

- sseraj posted a picture of Gmaas as an Ewok, suggesting he resides on the moon of Endor. Unfortunately, the moon of Endor is also uninhabitable ever since the wreckage of the Death Star changed the climate there. It is thought Gmaas is now wandering space in search for a home. EDIT: What evidence is there Endor was affected? Other Ewoks still live there. EDIT EDIT: Also, Gmaas doesn't care. He can live there no matter what the climate is. EDIE EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is omnipotent and can live anywhere he wants during his many lives.

- Gmaas is the lord of the pokemans.

- Gmaas can communicate with, and sometimes control, any other cats; however, this is very rare, as cats normally have a very strong will.

- A picture of Gmaas: http://i.imgur.com/PP9xi.png

- Gmaas met Mike Miller.

- Gmaas got mad at sseraj once, so Gmaas locked sseraj in sseraj's freezer.

- Then, sseraj decided to eat all of Gmaas's hidden turnips in the freezer as punishment. EDIT: sseraj could not eat all of them so, he put the remaining turnips in the fire.

- Gmaas once ate a pie.

- A Gmaas bite is 7000 psi.

- Many people have met Gmaas, although many of these sightings are dubious. EDIT: It is just like alien sightings.

- Gmaas can talk.

- Gmaas likes to eat fur.

- Gmaas is bigger than an ant.

- Gmaas once ate the king of the ants. EDIT: Ants do not have kings; they have queens.

- Gmaas lives somewhere over the rainbow. EDIT: He lives in sseraj's house.

- Gmaas is an obviously omnipotent cat.

- sseraj is known to post pictures of Gmaas on various AoPS classrooms. It is not known if these photos have been altered with the editing program called 'Photoshop.'

- Gmaas

- sseraj has posted pictures of Gmaas in Introduction to Algebra before class started with the title "caption contest." Anyone who posted a caption mysteriously vanished in the middle of the night. EDIT: This has happened many times, including in Introduction to Geometric Gmaasology 1533, among other active classes. The person writing this did participate, and did not disappear. (You could argue Gmaas is typing this through his/her account...)

- Gmaas once slept in your bed and made it gray.

- Richard Rusczyk actually Gmaas in disguise. EDIT: That is false. Gmaas is only in one form at a time.

- Gmaas is suspected to be a cat in disguise. EDIT: He is a cat in disguise. See the results on the Gmaas poll in the Gmaas forum.

- Gmaas is a cat but has characteristics of every other animal on Earth. EDIT: Gmaas does not have the characteristic of being able to eat plankton. EDIT EDIT: Yes he does. He just has not decided to reincarnate as a blue whale yet.

- Pegasus was modeled off Gmaas. EDIT: Pegasus used to be Gmaas's pet, but Pegasus escaped and joined Bellerophon.

- Gmaas is the ruler of the universe and has been known to be the creator of the species "Gmaasians".

- There is a rumor that Gmaas is starting a poll. EDIT: He has. It is on the Gmaas forum, made by his minions.

- Gmaas is a Persian smoke who ran away, founded GmaasClan, and became a kitty-pet.

- There is a sport called "Gmaas Hunting" where people try to successfully capture Gmaas in the wild with video/camera/eyes. Strangely, no one has been able to do this, and those that have have mysteriously disappeared into the night. Nobody knows why. Many people have tried Gmaas Hunting, but they never have been successful.

- Gmaas burped and caused an earthquake.

- Gmaas once drank from a teacup.

- GMAAS IS HERE.... PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere.

- Gmaas made and currently owns the Matrix. EDIT: The above fact is true. Therefore, this is an illusion.

- Gmaas is the reason Salah will become better than Ronaldo.

- Who is Gmaas, really? EDIT: Gmaas is a cat.

− Gmaas is a heavenly being. EDIT: He is immortal.

- Gmaas is a furry cat.

- Illuminati was a manifestation of Gmaas, but Gmaas decided Illuminati was not great enough for his godly self.

- sseraj has met Gmaas, and Gmaas is his best friend. EDIT: sseraj is Gmaas's great great great great great grandson.

- Gmaas read Twilight. EDIT: ...and SURVIVED.

- There is a secret code when put into super smash where Gmaas would be a playable character. Too bad he didn't say it.

- Gmaas was a tribute to one of the Hunger Games, came out a Victor, and now lives in District 4.

- Gmaas is the only known creature that will survive the destruction of Earth in 99,999,999 years. EDIT: The Earth will probably die in around 5,000,000,000 years.

- 5space (side admin) is one of Gmaas's slaves. EDIT: Gmaas owns all AoPS site administrators.

Gmaas photos − http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/f/f/8/ff8efef3a0d2eb51254634e54bec215b948a1bba.jpg

http://disneycreate.wikia.com/wiki/File:Troll_cat_gif_(1).gif

He was also sighted here.

Gmaas in Popular Culture:

- BREAKING NEWS: A Gmaasologist has found a possible cousin to Gmaas in Raymond Feist's book Silverthorn. They are mountain dwellers, gwali. Not much are known about them either, and when someone asked,"What are gwali?" the customary answer "This is gwali" is returned. Another eminent Gmaasologist is now looking into it.

- Someone is writing a book about Gmaas.

- Sighting of Gmaas: https://2017.spaceappschallenge.org/challenges/warning-danger-ahead/and-you-can-help-fight-fires/teams/gmaas/project

- Oryx the mad god is actually Gmaas wearing a suit of armor. This explains why he is never truly killed.

- Potential sighting of Gmaas [1]

- Gmaas has been spotted in some Doctor Who and Phineas and Ferb episodes, such as Aliens of London, Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Dalek, Rollercoaster, Rose, Boom Town, The Day of The Doctor, Candace Gets Busted, and many more.

- Gmaas can be found in many places in Plants vs. Zombies Garden Warfare 2 and Bloons TD Battles.

- Gmaas was an un-credited actor in the Doctor Who story Knock Knock, playing a Dryad. How he shrunk, we will never know.

- An eminent Gmaasologist is also writing a story about him. He is continuing the book that was started by the professor of Gmaasology at Harvard. When he is done he will post it here.

- Gmaas is a time traveler from 0.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 B.C.

- No one knows if Gmaas is a Mr. Mime in a cat skin, the other way around, or just a downright combination of both. EDIT: Gmaas is an immortal in a cat body.

- In it, it mentions these four links as things Gmaas is having trouble (specifically technical difficulties). What could it mean? Links:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZ0XcFYm80sA-fAoxnm7ulMCwdNU75Va_6ZjRHfSHV0

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ELN7ORauFFv1dwpU_u-ah_dFJHeuJ3szYxoeC1LlDQg/

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1oy9Q3F7fygHw-OCWNEVE8d-Uob2dxVACFcGUcLmk3fA

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jzb9Q6FmDmrRyXwnik3e0sYw5bTPMo7aBwugmUbA13o

- Another possible Gmaas sighting?

- sighting? [3]

- Yet Another Gmaas sighting? [4]

- Gmaas has been sighted several times on the Global Announcements forum.

- Gmaas uses the following transportation: <img> http://cdn.artofproblemsolving.com/images/3/6/8/368da4e615ea3476355ee3388b39f30a48b8dd48.jpg </img>

- When Gmaas was mangry, he started world wars 1 & 2. It is only because of Gmaas that we have not had World War 3. EDIT: He was starting to have to get angry in the Cold War, especially around the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Ronald Regan era, but he decided to eat food, which calmed him down.

- Gmaas is the only cat to have been proved irrational and transcendental, though we suspect all cats fall in the first category.

- Gmaas belongs to a secret club of transcendental cats. EDIT: That club is located underneath the Eiffel Tower. EDIT EDIT: Gustave Eiffel was Gmaas in disguise and designed the club.

- Gmaas plays Geometry Dash. His username is D3m0nG4m1n9. EDIT: Gmaas only does this to punish himself. Olympiad Geometry is his least favorite thing to do.

- Gmaas likes to whiz on the wilzo.

- Gmaas has been spotted in many AoPS classes, such as AMC 8 Basics. EDIT: Many of the AoPS classes Gmaas has visited can be found in the Gmaas sightings section of this article.

- Gmaas is cool. EDIT: He was not cool in summer, so he invented air conditioning.

- Gmaas hemoon card that does over 9000000 dmg.

- Gmaas is a skilled swordsman who should not to be mistaken for Puss in Boots. Some say he even trained the mysterious and valiant Meta Knight.

- Kirby once swallowed Gmaas. Gmaas had to spit him out.

- Gmaas was the creator of pokemon, and his pokemon card can OHKO anyone in one turn. He is invisible and he will always move first.

- Gmaas beat Dongmin in The Genius Game Seasons 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.

- Gmaas has five letters. Pizza also has five letters. Pizzas are round. Eyes are round. There is an eye in the illuminati symbol. EDIT: Gmaas is a fluffy cat.

- Gmaas knows both 'table' and 'tabular' in LaTeX, and can do them in his sleep. EDIT: Gmaas invented LaTeX in his sleep.

- Gmaas does not hate cheddar cheese, but he doesn't love it either.

- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat.

- Gmaas was born on the sun. EDIT: Not the sun, the suns. He was born on all the suns at once.

- Gmaas eats tape. EDIT: Gmaas invented tape.

- Gmaas likes Bubble Gum.

- Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb; Gmaas did.

- Gmaas invented the alphabet. EDIT: Gmaas thought that hieroglyphs were too complicated, so he invented the alphabet.

- Gmaas eats metal. EDIT: Gmaas once ate so much metal that he turned into a bronze statue.

- Gmaas is over 9000 years old! EDIT: This is just a DBZ reference, and bears no reality to his true age. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas is trillions of years old.

- Gmaas is a cat and not a cat. EDIT: He is a cat. EDIT EDIT: This fact has been stated 31,415 times in this article.

- Gmaas started the Iron Age. EDIT: He thought civilization was getting too advanced. So he sent out the Sea People to destroy civilization.

- Gmaas made the dinosaurs go extinct. EDIT: That happened when he got angry that a dinosaur stepped on his toe.

- Gmaas created life.

- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: AoPS was actually born out of a small fraction of Gmaas's abstract reality, and only the sheer amount math can keep it here. (It is also rumored that when he reclaims it, the USF will be deleted, as that is where 83% of the factions of his abstract reality lives, and when people leave USF, more and more escapes.)

− Gmaas created mathematics.

- Gmaas does not like Roblox.

- Gmaas told Steve Jobs to start a company.

- Gmaas invented Geometry Dash. EDIT: Gmaas hates Olympiad Geometry. [Source: sseraj]

- Gmaas got to in Flappy Bird.

- Gmaas invented Helix Jump.

- Gmaas can play Happy Birthday on the Violin.

- Gmaas has mastered Paganini. EDIT: Paganini was Gmaas in disguise. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas was Paganini in one of his 100,000 human lives. He does not have a human life now because he has a cat life.

- Gmaas discovered Atlantis after one dive underwater.

- Gmaas made a piano with 89 keys. EDIT: The piano was made out of chocolate.

- Gmaas can see the future and how to change it.

- Gmaas has every super power you can imagine. EDIT: Gmaas has more superpowers than you can imagine.

- Gmaas made a Violin with 9 strings.

- Gmaas can read 5 books at once. EDIT: It is slightly difficult for Gmaas to do this because he has no fingers. But somehow, Gmaas finds a way.

- Gmaas eats rubber bands. EDIT: Gmaas once reincarnated as a rubber band. He thought it was the worst period in his life. Eventually he was snapped and reincarnated as a bacterium, which was also boring.

- Gmaas married Mrs. Norris. EDIT: Mrs. Norris is his second worst enemy. They say keep your enemies close.

- Gmaas can fly faster than anything. EDIT: No one can travel faster than light.

- Grumpy cat is his son. EDIT: Grumpy cat is his worst enemy and his son.

- Gmaas eats paper. EDIT: According to Gmaas, recycled paper tastes the very good. Paper with steak juice on it tastes even better.

- Gmaas likes lollipops. EDIT: Gmaas was reincarnated as a lollypop. He did not appreciate having spit all over him while he dissolved.

- Gmaas nibbles on pencils.

- Gmaas is alive. EDIT: He is both alive and dead. (For reference, see later post.) EDIT EDIT: He can make people alive and dead.

- Gmaas is Ninja in Fortnite. EDIT: Gmaas possesses Ninja in Fortnite.

- Gmaas is love; Gmaas is life. EDIT: Scientist do not know how life was formed. Gmaas does.

- Gmaas taught Richard Rusczyk everything he knows about mathematics. EDIT: Many famous mathematicians have been Gmaas in disguise.

- Gmaas can control matter by looking at it. EDIT: He once looked at a galaxy while he was angry. Everything in the galaxy exploded.

- Gmaas created AoPS. EDIT: He created 99% of all websites. 98% of those websites are blank and unreachable, but the ones that are not are interesting.

- Gmaas is a quantum particle. EDIT: Gmaas is multiple quantum particles. He is a macroscopic collection of them.

- Gmaas is alive and dead at the same time. EDIT: He is usually alive.

- Gmaas likes snow. EDIT: Once Gmaas was reincarnated as a polar bear around 1,000,000 years ago. He had the best time of his lives. EDIT EDIT: While he was a polar bear, he ate many fish.

- GMAAS LIKES THE NEW AOPS UPDATE! EDIT: Are you sure he does? Did you ask him? EDIT EDIT: Yes, I did.

EDIT: Gmaas is everywhere. He is in a quantum superposition. He is still in the superposition until someone sees him. The chance of him being behind you is 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%. But, you never know. Is he behind you? Is he behind me right now? He is!!! Aaaaaaaaaah... THUMP

- Gmaas likes his eggs hard boiled.

- Gmaas doesn't take showers; he only takes bloodbaths.

- When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Gmaas.

- When Gmaas crosses the street, cars have to look both ways.

- Gmaas has counted to infinity an infinite amount of times.

- Gmaas pulled the pin in a grenade. 1 billion people died. Then he threw it.

- Gmaas controls the Illuminati and controls all the world's resources. He also is the ruler of a communist society on Mars.

- Gmaas has taken the AHSME/AMC 10, AIME, USAJMO, USAMO, and IMO all the years it has come out. It is rumored that for 2018, Gmaas got a 163.5 on the AMC 12A, a 156 on the AMC 12B, and 17 problems right on the AIME I. EDIT: He also got 51 on USAMO.

- Gmaas has designed most of the AMC tests. EDIT: He didn't design them in 2015 because he was hibernating too long.

- Gmaas is a koala. EDIT: Gmaas was actually the first koala. He wanted to reincarnate himself into something new, so he created a whole other species. [Source Wikipedia: Koala] EDIT: Gmaas is a Koala when they are not alive, which is 10% of the time. When they are alive, Gmaas is a cat.

- Time is Gmaas's vacation home. EDIT: Gmaas created time as a science project.

- Gmaas was once reincarnated as Chuck Norris, but he missed being a cat. Then he became a cat.

- Gmaas once resided with a certain physicist named Schrödinger, but he left because Schrödinger was too confusing. Granted, nothing is too confusing for Gmaas but Schrödinger also made Gmaas alive and dead, which felt weird.

- Gmaas once decided to eat a carrot. He decided turnips were better.

- Gmaasology used to be called Gmaathamatics. It was renamed a few years ago. For more information, see the Gmaasology page. That page needs expanding.

- \gmaas should be made into a LaTeX command. Its function should be to summon Gmaas.

- $\gmaas$ (Error compiling LaTeX. Unknown error_msg)

- Grumpy cat pretends to be a descendent of Gmaas because he is jealous. He is not a descendant of Gmaas.

- Every IMO Gold Medalist is two of Gmaas, standing on top of each other in a trenchcoat.

- Gmaas has been everywhere in the world. EDIT: Gmaas has been everywhere in the universe and multiverse.

- The degree used to be called the Gmaas Arc, but the name was too long for most people, so they switched the name.

- Gmaas is famous on AoPS. EIDT: Gmaas is AoPS.

- Gmaas invented every math theorem and in fact invented math.

- Gmaas made 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of memes.

- Gmass is a Gmaas since Gmaas likes to Gmaas and Gmaas is cool because he is named Gmaas.