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| − | I am so addicted to C6H12O6 that I literally ignore the combustion that occurs through it. I don't realize that my actions of consuming too much C6H12O6 are contributing to decrease in molarity of the such and formation of too much CO2 in the atmosphere through the combustion that occurs when I prepare it for consumption.Thus I have to bear ultimate responsibility for the unfortunate icebergs which are sinking beneath the surface of the more authoritarian than ever levels of seawater,Global warming,and the ozone layer hole.If I could decrease my C6H12O6 consumption I could actually allow more agriculture to happen in Brazil's Amazon rain forest's state without upsetting the deforesters. Hence it is wise for me to supersede over AIME rather than be addicted to C6H12O6.I have recently been also getting addicted to C12H22O11 which is the new substance that is going crazy. My bodies natural catalysts couldn't decrease the energy required for this combustion and I have recently been releasing more heat than usual causing atmospheric effects such as El Nino and La Nina. My enzymes have also been depleting and my basal metabolism rate has been going down at rate of hyperbolic tangent of x (tanh(x)). With this rapid decreasing of bodily enzymes the Oil supply across the world has been going down. With this many angry Americans are yelling at how much the oil costs and Saudi Arabia got more power. With the new power they bribed Argentina to lose to them in the World cup and they lost. In fact, I am the exact reason why I made people heat stroke on the day of the CBE and wear winter hats in July.Iran got really mad at me today and wanted to kill me, but my power was too much and Iran was scared out of their minds. This power has came in clutch during many times of my life as it helped me survive the calamities of World War I, World War II, and even the future World War III that will happen in 2749 according to the fundamental and technical analysis conducted on a special type of sugar. While this sugar is also C6H12O6 the structure is different as some of the hydroxide function groups are in different locations. Thus the new C6H12O6 is an isomer of the original C6H12O6. Due to the new isomer being more soluble and hygroscopic than the original the foresight is greater and thus the analysis conducted on it is Φ times greater than the accuracy of the analysis conducted on the original structure. This allows me to mitigate the risk of the oversight as if it ends up bad my bodily enzymes could decrease at a faster rate.
| + | stop trolling guys |
| − | -Mathnerd 123
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| − | Addicted to C6H12O6 - 3/5 points
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| − | Chem references - 1/7 points - vague reference to CO2 and C6H12O6
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| − | Global warming reference - 2/9 points - SWEEPING generalization - could be a bit more backed by evidence but really straight and to the point
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| − | Catalysis reference - 2/4 points(No reference to activation)
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| − | El Nino/tanh reference - 2/5 points(Prove using calculus and biology)
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| − | Argentina/Saudi Arabia part - 7/7(flawless reasoning)
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| − | Concluding sentences - 4/5(Iran doesn't necessarily want to kill)
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| − | Organic analysis - 5/6(Needs mathematical justification)
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| − | Total: 25/48
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| − | -USAMO 2023 and Hypbeast1
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