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| − | Gmaas is real and so is this article! The reason is because he is real, implying that he is real. This is clearly sufficient proof. | |
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| − | HOW TO SUMMON GMAAS IN 5 EASY STEPS:
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| − | 1. Journey to Gmaaslaxey via Gmaasian Airlines. sseraj will take you. EDIT: Movies, video games, snacks, and other accessories will be available on the flight.
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| − | 2. Ask sseraj to fly to Gmaasia, Gmaas's home-planet, via Tim the Turtle, the flight attendant. EDIT: Both sseraj and Tim are minions/pets of Gmaas. EDIT EDIT: Gmaas's many minions/pets include Zeus, Jupiter, Thor, Odin, Thanos, Captain America, and many more.
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| − | 3. Travel to Gmaas's Palace/Temple, famous among Palace/Temples. Navigate to floor 5893576325283, famous among floors, and go to Room 9863425738, famous among rooms.
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| − | 4. Open the door and bow down immediately. If not, Gmaas will send you to his dungeon, famous among dungeons. If you are lucky enough, Gmaas will allow you to have a private conversation with him.
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| − | 5. After you finish your visit with Gmaas, you may get a strand of Gmaas hair from the gift shop on floor 16734351. EDIT: Gmaas will choose by random draw.
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| − | EDIT: GMAAS HAS NOW CHANGED NAME TO GMASS. HE HAS GROWN 314,156 tons.
| + | im sad i didnt have a aops account when you could still edit this page :( |
| − | EDIT EDIT: GMAAS'S NAME IS STILL GMAAS. It has not changed. GMAAS'S NAME SHOULD BE CAPITALIZED TO SHOW RESPECT.
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| − | Gmaas is big, but not fat. If you say he's fat, you're going to regret it.
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| − | Gmaas doesn't exist. Gmass exists.
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| − | Gmaas has never existed and always existed.
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| − | Gmaas is here and there.
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| − | Gmaas is you. Gmass is AoPS.
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